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Chinese
walks into a bar in America late one night and he
saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his
movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his
autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour,
get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied,
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a
slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers
were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The
Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."
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