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An American
and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when
the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "
---ese" are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand
what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of ---ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled "What kind of ---ese
are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese etc......"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what
kind of' -key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What
do you mean what kind of ' -key' am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?" |